Capt Jack Sparrow might be one of the most famous movie pirates of all time and no week is complete without a few of his quotes to inspire and keep you going. So, we put some of our favorites together (with a little something at the end)
1.) Will Turner: We’re going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We’re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
2.) Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate
3.) Jack Sparrow: Savvy?
4.) Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
6.) Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You’re welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.
7.) Jack Sparrow: Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.
8.) Will Turner: This is either madness… or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
9.) Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there’s no use going: This girl… how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I’d die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.
11.) Jack Sparrow: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
12.) Pintel: You? You’re supposed to be dead.
Jack Sparrow: [Looks himself up and down] Am I not?
13.) Jack Sparrow: Now… bring me that horizon.
14,) Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?!
Also, If you haven’t seen this SNL digital short of with Michael Bolton, it is a must watch!
WARNING: NSFW. F-Bombs and well… some doozies.